I used to do this. It used to be amusing. People used to read it. Then I quit. For some reason I just couldn’t seem to muster the bitterness and cynicism that used to prevail. Lately, it seems to be, that I have begun to be bitter again. My life seems to have switched stride from the happy feet it was on to that other - albeit much more entertaining - bitter, miserable side that finds amusement in stupid people and fucked up situations.